Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you spill juice all over your computer.

 

I wish I was Danny Phantom.

Granted but you won't be able to use Ghost Powers.

 

I wish I could travel in time.

Granted but whatever time you appeared in you became a baby for 10 years

 

I wish I could have some chocolate

Granted, but just as you went to take a bite, someone stole it.

 

I wish I was better at making signatures.

:c

Granted but you had art thieves. D<

 

I wish I could fly with eagles 

Granted, but they always made fun of you for being awkward looking while you do it.

 

I wish my bed would make itself.

Granted but it was at random times.

 

I wish I had a puppy :'(

The amount of people saying granted is too high D:

 

Accepted, but your puppy will kill your closest current family member.

 

I wish I knew how to sing.

Approved, but every time you sang, someone died.

 

I wish everyone started saying approved rather than granted.

approved but it was a one off.

 

I wish for a door to hit me... yer what now cant get much worse >

Allowed, but I gave you no sympathy

 

I wish I had a penguin pillow pet.

Allowed, but I gave you no sympathy

 

I wish I had a penguin pillow pet.

granted but the penguin pillow eats you tomorrow night.

 

i wish i had some sympathy 

Allowed, but it was only because you're such a little ***** <3

 

I wish my bf was with me right now.

Approved, but he was ignoring you and playing a video game.

 

I wish I had food right now.

Granted but I ended up eating all of it :/ (Including the cupcakes >8)) Sorry.
 
I wish, to be fabulous in the afterlife. *o*

Granted but there's nobody in the afterlife.

I wish to see through clothes.

Edited August 22, 2014 by Sync

Granted but you only see through men's clothes. I wish for world peace.

Granted. But you and your family suffer for it.

 

I wish to be poor.

Granted, but you win the lottery the next day.

 

I wish I could stop time and while time was stopped, I wouldn't age and nothing but I could move and anything I touched.

Granted, but anything you touch becomes gold.

 

I wish I never had to use the toilet again.

Granted, but then your Bowels would explode.

 

I wish I had super powers.

Granted. but the only power you will be able to have is to snap your fingers and summon loafs of bread. I wish to be a mermaid.

Granted except you have the upper body of a fish and the lower body of a human. 

 

I wish I had friends

Granted but they are high class killers.

 

I wish I had a pie.

Edited August 30, 2014 by HyperSpace

Granted, but instead of you having the pie, the pie had you.

 

I wish...I wish I have nothing to wish for