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Everything posted by Jeps
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I sat down and faced the four dozen donuts. I wrote one of my problems on each donut, then ate them, making my problems disappear.
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4am. You are asleep. I am awake. I am trying on your clothes. In the morning, you will wake up alone with nothing to wear.
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Friends didn't understand why I chose a robot for a wife. They said humans were better. But I needed alone time and she had an off button.
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It's more fun to run without shoes.
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I watched you perform your evil from the observation room, but didn't think overdue library books rated your joining the league of villains.
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The power went out. The elevator stopped. In the dark you told me your fears and cried. The next day you fired me to keep your secrets safe.