Jeps

Goodbye.

I sat down and faced the four dozen donuts. I wrote one of my problems on each donut, then ate them, making my problems disappear.

4am. You are asleep. I am awake. I am trying on your clothes. In the morning, you will wake up alone with nothing to wear.

Friends didn't understand why I chose a robot for a wife. They said humans were better. But I needed alone time and she had an off button.

It's more fun to run without shoes.

I watched you perform your evil from the observation room, but didn't think overdue library books rated your joining the league of villains.

The power went out. The elevator stopped. In the dark you told me your fears and cried. The next day you fired me to keep your secrets safe.