Jeps

I sat down and faced the four dozen donuts. I wrote one of my problems on each donut, then ate them, making my problems disappear.

4am. You are asleep. I am awake. I am trying on your clothes. In the morning, you will wake up alone with nothing to wear.

Friends didn't understand why I chose a robot for a wife. They said humans were better. But I needed alone time and she had an off button.

It's more fun to run without shoes.